Well, at least he didn’t puke on her

When I was in high school, I had a friend who would get drunk, pass out, and then get up in the middle of the night to pee. This is amusing from a distance but not so amusing when you attended a party and passed out in the rec room only to wake up to someone urinating on you.

The all-timer is when a friend’s mom got up one night and found our friend peeing on her plants.

Anyway, that’s who I thought of when I read this story. Robert “Sandy” Vietz is an 18-year old skier in the U.S. Olympic development program. He was flying from Portland to New York and had “five or six beers and two rum and cola cocktails” before boarding the plane. He passed out in his seat and awoke to the father of a 12-year old girl yelling at him. It seems he had just peed on the girl.

She’s way too young for a “water sports” joke here, so I’ll refrain.

The good news is that Vietz isn’t from Philadelphia.

~ Damin