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I’m pretty sure that all Americans should follow...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf19epOKVZ1qd0z3co1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf19epOKVZ1qd0z3co2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf19epOKVZ1qd0z3co3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf19epOKVZ1qd0z3co4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf19epOKVZ1qd0z3co5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://soxmobster.tumblr.com/post/2835033413/kenny-powers" target="_blank"&gt;soxmobster&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m pretty sure that all Americans should follow the Kenny Powers Fan Club Tumblr….&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Kenny Powers Baseball Teams&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;These are all the major league teams that Kenny Powers has played for. Have you checked out our &lt;a title="Kenny Powers career stats" href="http://www.kennypowersfanclub.com/kennypowers/stats.php" target="_blank"&gt;Kenny Powers career stats&lt;/a&gt; page? It has all of his baseball stats by team, with pitch speed and famous sound bites for each stop in his career…&lt;/p&gt;
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